The Bustonian; Your Perfect Partner?

Shannon Emerson is a friend of the Bustonian as well as a reporter for Dirty Water TV.

Enough with the wheels on the bus; let’s talk about the heels on the bus. I am talking stilettos, wedges, tall boots and pumps all belonging to the fabulous women that have been able to call the Bustonian their home for a full 6 hours. And what a place to call home, it’s shiny and pink just like the Barbie Dream house you imagined living in as a little girl. But we’re not so little anymore, we’ve grown into expert multi-tasking women. And as expert multi-tasking women, we appreciate all the commodities located right in our shiny, pink bubble on wheels. We’re going to sip on a cocktail from the built-in bar while simultaneously swinging on the stripper pole Rock-of-Love style. And speaking of Rock of Love, who needs Brett Michaels when you have a love of your own? Introducing the reasons why the bus makes a perfect partner for the night.

1. THE BUS IS HOT. Seriously, it’s noticeably attractive. It catches everyone’s eye from all the way down the street and it’s all yours….for the night.

2. THE BUS IS FUN. The lights, music, entertainment–the bus is definitely not one of those IT guys that work in the Financial District.

3. THE BUS CARES. The bus is a safe haven for those dirty dance floors come 1 a.m. It also drops you off at your house safe and sound at the end of the night. We doubt you’ll remember this part, but we promise, the reason you are waking up in your own bed, albeit the searing hangover, is because the bus loves you.

4. THE BUS GIVES YOU THE UPPER HAND. Sure, the bus does the dirty work– weaving in and out of traffic, cleaning up from the previous party and waiting outside while you bar-hop. The fun decisions? All up to you! You get all the control–you call the shots as to where the bus is going, you bring the alcohol of your choice onboard and finally, you get to make the playlist. And there is nothing a woman loves more than control.

5. THE BUS IS IN THE KNOW. The bus is like dating a party promoter minus the sleaziness and hair gel. The bus gets you front of the line service–no questions asked.

So there you have it–a big, attractive, fun, caring bus that’s in the know and will give you control. I think I am in love.

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